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ka2 and 2ergar had fun, the twiin2 2lept through mo2t of iit. yeah, that’2 pretty much the only good thiing that happened. 

e.d act2 a hell of a lot more liike a mate2priit then a kii2me2ii2, iit’2 kiind of niice, but iit’2 ju2t awkward when kk’2 around. ii pretty much wa2 haviing two explaiin that ii wa2n’t cheatiing, and that ed’2 ju2t a doofu2.

iit wa2 exhau2tiing.

and no, kk’2 not dead, ii don’t know why np would 2ay that.

(I covered the twins up, because in all actuality, I don’t know what they look like. Even so, first glimpse of the twins!)

nobody get2 hug2 anymore. iit’2 liike a rule. 2orry.
(I usually answer the hug questions in private, but the amount of asked hugs has fluctuated lately, so, I feel the need to make a post to inform all the new followers, Sollux doesn’t hand out hugs anymore. Sorry.)

nobody get2 hug2 anymore. iit’2 liike a rule. 2orry.

(I usually answer the hug questions in private, but the amount of asked hugs has fluctuated lately, so, I feel the need to make a post to inform all the new followers, Sollux doesn’t hand out hugs anymore. Sorry.)

ye2.

ye2.

"how could ii have ever thought that 2omeone better wouldn’t eventually 2how up? ii’m 2o 2tupiid. ii’m 2o 2o 2tupiid, E.D."
(Apparently, he’d do mindless romping with his kismesis, crying about it the whole time. And Eridan would just take it, ‘cause yo, he’s been there. I don’t know if this isn’t safe for work since nothing’s actually happening, but it looks like something might be happening…?)

"how could ii have ever thought that 2omeone better wouldn’t eventually 2how up? ii’m 2o 2tupiid. ii’m 2o 2o 2tupiid, E.D."

(Apparently, he’d do mindless romping with his kismesis, crying about it the whole time. And Eridan would just take it, ‘cause yo, he’s been there. I don’t know if this isn’t safe for work since nothing’s actually happening, but it looks like something might be happening…?)

quiick, make a run for iit! ii’ll dii2tract her! go!

quiick, make a run for iit! ii’ll dii2tract her! go!

Tho here’th the deal, I did athk Tavroth about it, but he jutht blushed and ran away. I gueth he thought I didn’t know? Oh well.
I think he liketh Karkat, ‘cauthe apparently he wath getting thome pretty tough shit on hith firtht week here. Like, there’th thomething about the guy that jutht maketh you think “live-bait” when you meet him. Anyway, Karkat found the dude thtuffed in the Janitor’th clothet, and he kicked the dude who put put Tavroth in there’th ath. Ever thince, the kid’th been thtuck on him.

Tho here’th the deal, I did athk Tavroth about it, but he jutht blushed and ran away. I gueth he thought I didn’t know? Oh well.

I think he liketh Karkat, ‘cauthe apparently he wath getting thome pretty tough shit on hith firtht week here. Like, there’th thomething about the guy that jutht maketh you think “live-bait” when you meet him. Anyway, Karkat found the dude thtuffed in the Janitor’th clothet, and he kicked the dude who put put Tavroth in there’th ath. Ever thince, the kid’th been thtuck on him.

iit-iit’2 not liike ii hate you or anythiing.

iit-iit’2 not liike ii hate you or anythiing.

liii2ten up.
2uiiciide ii2 never the an2wer. never.
don’t kiill your2elf.
ii can’t 2tre22 that enough. you have everythiing two liive for, you have 2uch a full liife ahead of you, and ii know everyone 2ay2 that, but that’2 becau2e iit’2 true.
thiink about everyone iin your liife who you know love2 you, thiink about how much that that would hurt them iif you kiilled your2elf.
fiind 2omethiing that make2 you happy, and 2tart doiing iit. iin2tead of lookiing at your2elf iin the miirror and telliing your2elf negatiive 2hiit, force your2elf two 2ay niice thiing2 about your2elf.
thiink about thiing2 you’re good at that you enjoy doiing, thiink about everythiing that you know make2 your liife worth liiviing.
thiink about the people that you love, and the people that depend on you, and 2tart dependiing on them two. you don’t have two carry the world on your 2houlder2, 2o many people are wiilliing and waiitiing two carry iit for you.
(OOC: Suicide, don’t do it. I’m serious. If you need someone to talk to, you click that link that takes you right on up and over to my actual blog, on the side of athkmethiit, and you talk to me about it. I will not leave you hanging, I’m not always on tumblr, so it may take a while, but I will always respond as soon as I can.)

liii2ten up.

2uiiciide ii2 never the an2wer. never.

don’t kiill your2elf.

ii can’t 2tre22 that enough. you have everythiing two liive for, you have 2uch a full liife ahead of you, and ii know everyone 2ay2 that, but that’2 becau2e iit’2 true.

thiink about everyone iin your liife who you know love2 you, thiink about how much that that would hurt them iif you kiilled your2elf.

fiind 2omethiing that make2 you happy, and 2tart doiing iit. iin2tead of lookiing at your2elf iin the miirror and telliing your2elf negatiive 2hiit, force your2elf two 2ay niice thiing2 about your2elf.

thiink about thiing2 you’re good at that you enjoy doiing, thiink about everythiing that you know make2 your liife worth liiviing.

thiink about the people that you love, and the people that depend on you, and 2tart dependiing on them two. you don’t have two carry the world on your 2houlder2, 2o many people are wiilliing and waiitiing two carry iit for you.

(OOC: Suicide, don’t do it. I’m serious. If you need someone to talk to, you click that link that takes you right on up and over to my actual blog, on the side of athkmethiit, and you talk to me about it. I will not leave you hanging, I’m not always on tumblr, so it may take a while, but I will always respond as soon as I can.)

2uck my bulge, E.D. ii have 2hiit two do.

2uck my bulge, E.D. ii have 2hiit two do.

*punches Eridan in the face* 
what the ACTUAL fuck, ED? my mate2priit ii2 mii22iing, or were you two bu2y tryiing two feel me up two notiice? ii don’t have tiime for thii2 blackrom bull2hiit, you can fuck me later, ii have a mate2priit two fiind.

*punches Eridan in the face* 

what the ACTUAL fuck, ED? my mate2priit ii2 mii22iing, or were you two bu2y tryiing two feel me up two notiice? ii don’t have tiime for thii2 blackrom bull2hiit, you can fuck me later, ii have a mate2priit two fiind.

you’re lucky that wa2tn’t your face, 2hiithead.

You DO realize that with a lisp, 'sh' is still 'sh'. Not 'th'. So, in this case, shit would still be pronounced shit. Not 'thit'. That's sit.
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:) I AM, in fact, aware of that. Human Sollux has proper pronunciation in this way, if you ever bothered to read what he had to say.

And I’m sure that YOU realize that I’m not changing the blog’s url just because it’s athkmethiit rather then athkmeshit. :) Right? Awesome.

what the actual fuck?
(Whoops, I already deleted the Rose comment, but uh, it appears that was the wrong thing. Sorry, I guess I’m half asleep. Well, I suppose it still works, but just so everyone knows Kanaya was stolen by Rose. Unfortunately I accidently deleted the question, Sorry, Rose person. :( )

what the actual fuck?

(Whoops, I already deleted the Rose comment, but uh, it appears that was the wrong thing. Sorry, I guess I’m half asleep. Well, I suppose it still works, but just so everyone knows Kanaya was stolen by Rose. Unfortunately I accidently deleted the question, Sorry, Rose person. :( )

lii2ten, 2hiitface, ii wiill kiick your fii2hy a22 all the way acro22 the ocean iif you don’t return kk, riight thii2 2econd.

lii2ten, 2hiitface, ii wiill kiick your fii2hy a22 all the way acro22 the ocean iif you don’t return kk, riight thii2 2econd.

2ure thiing.

2ure thiing.