Hello?
*snorts*
where’2 your bu2iine22 card? ii know 2hiitload2 of people who2e wriiggliing day’2 are comiing up, and they’d be tiickled red two have a clown liike you at theiir party.

*snorts*

where’2 your bu2iine22 card? ii know 2hiitload2 of people who2e wriiggliing day’2 are comiing up, and they’d be tiickled red two have a clown liike you at theiir party.

thiing2 ii fiind 2exually attractiive:

1) biig a22 eye2

2) 2tutteriing

3) pa22ion (even iif iit’2 poiintle22 a2 2iin anger.))

4) fii2h giill2

5) lewd language

OOC:
I’m so sorry you had a bad day, unfortunately Sollux doesn’t give out hugs, anymore, so I hope a hug from the admin counts. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

OOC:

I’m so sorry you had a bad day, unfortunately Sollux doesn’t give out hugs, anymore, so I hope a hug from the admin counts. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

okay, let’2 all get marriied.

((For the record those are fake marriage proposals, and they’re not getting married. ))

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ii don’t know why you’re up2et, but you come here.
you can tell me anythiing.

ii don’t know why you’re up2et, but you come here.

you can tell me anythiing.

what’2 a matter ff? 2omeone giiviing you a hard tiime or 2omefiin?
want me two blow up theiir computer for you?

what’2 a matter ff? 2omeone giiviing you a hard tiime or 2omefiin?

want me two blow up theiir computer for you?

195 plays

ii work my a22 off two take care of a de-aged ka22ie, the twiin2, 2ergar, and kk. and then ii try two conviince ed two change kk back.

thank2, kn. ii’m never gonna where iit, but thank2.

thank2, kn. ii’m never gonna where iit, but thank2.

you guy2 are way two iintere2ted iin my eye2. my bulge ii2 iin my pant2, you guy2. hehe
anyway, ii don’t know how two explaiin thii2 properly, but, ii don’t actually know any different from what ii’ve grown up 2eeiing, ii can’t actiively compare my eye2iight two anyone el2e’2 ‘cau2e ii don’t know how other2 miight 2ee thiing2. all ii really know ii2 that ii have vii2iion2 twofold, eye2 that are faiirly 2en2iitiive two liight, and iit’2 ea2iier two 2ee mo2t color2 wiith my gla22e2 on.

you guy2 are way two iintere2ted iin my eye2. my bulge ii2 iin my pant2, you guy2. hehe

anyway, ii don’t know how two explaiin thii2 properly, but, ii don’t actually know any different from what ii’ve grown up 2eeiing, ii can’t actiively compare my eye2iight two anyone el2e’2 ‘cau2e ii don’t know how other2 miight 2ee thiing2. all ii really know ii2 that ii have vii2iion2 twofold, eye2 that are faiirly 2en2iitiive two liight, and iit’2 ea2iier two 2ee mo2t color2 wiith my gla22e2 on.

ii’m beiing 2pontaneou2 and fun. <3

feferipeixes:

athkmethiit:

ii thiink ff can handle her2elf…

SOLLUX )(-ELP M-E THIS MOT)(-ERFUCK—-ER IS T-ERRIFYING

okay, okay, ii&#8217;m calliing hiim over. calm down.

feferipeixes:

athkmethiit:

ii thiink ff can handle her2elf…

SOLLUX )(-ELP M-E THIS MOT)(-ERFUCK—-ER IS T-ERRIFYING

okay, okay, ii’m calliing hiim over. calm down.

maybe he wa2 born thii2 way, maybe he&#8217;2 eriiderp.

maybe he wa2 born thii2 way, maybe he’2 eriiderp.

the2e mo2tly aren’t que2tiion2, but thank you, and hey.

((I’m trying to clean the ask box. ._.”’ ))

Hehehe, no really, you guyth shouldn&#8217;t be trying to kill me like that.

Hehehe, no really, you guyth shouldn’t be trying to kill me like that.